Saturday, March 31, 2007

Summer. Almost two decades ago. That was when my story began.

I was born on a farm I never saw. Of my father, I knew nothing of. It was only slightly later that I found out my mum had passed away during labor. According to the kind old lady who bottle-fed me, my mum had one child too many and the exhaustion of it all finally killed her. It’s funny though, I never met my siblings. No one even mentioned them.

Not that I care, really.

As I grew older, I comprehended that I was even lucky to be alive in the first place. I was so fragile at birth. Without a mother to care for me, it was a marvel to some that I survived long enough to be found. If it had been winter when I entered this World, I’m sure I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to experience what I’ve come to call “Life”. Guess Fate was smiling upon me that very night when I emerged. But that smile might have been a twisted one – for I was born with a missing limb… with one leg missing, to be precise.

I never let that handicap dampen my spirit though. I learnt to use my remaining limbs well. I was perfectly healthy, albeit a little too scrawny.

For a few years, the kind old lady was the only family I knew.

Till she passed on to the realms beyond.

I might have felt sorrow then. I might have mourned. I don’t remember.

All I remember was feeling confused when they lowered the box into the ground – the very box where she lay. I was young back then. I didn’t know what Death was. I was thinking that she must have been playing a joke on me, pretending that she was asleep and that she couldn’t hear me. But she didn’t wake up. Earth covered the box and soon I could no longer see her.

For a period of time, I wandered around the place where she lay. No one paid me much attention. Not that there were many people visiting the area to begin with. I learnt to capture small rodents for food, but mostly I survived on the scraps I could salvage from anywhere.

Time passed.

Then one day, I was just lazing beneath one of the willow trees when I heard this car pull up beside me. A sleek black metal creature. From one of the doors, out stepped the most beautiful being I’ve ever seen my entire Life.

Her.

[To be continued...]

The Archangel
Definitely the Most Intelligent

Better known as: ShaDy
Generated: December 1981
Gender: Unknown
Status: It's Complicated
Adores: Self
Detests: Humans
Condemns: Monkeyboys & Fat turtles
Enjoys: Self-destruction & Self-depreciation

In a Nutshell: A self-contradictory slacker

View my Friendster profile for something more in depth.

Ape Of Horror




Name : Ape Of Horror aka Malao




Age : Unknown




Interests : Porn, Horror/Gore Movies , Rock/metal Music and Porn.




Abt Me : I Am The Most Sweetest Ape You Ever Seen! Also the most innocent among us 3!




DaWuGui
--> Oldest member of .:PROJECT MISFITS:.
--> Currently residing in a teeny weeny estate near the straits of Johore.
--> Actively persuing girls to fill up the gap in my heart. Any takers for my heart?
--> Favourite activities is borrowing porn from the legendary Malao, talking crap to the shady Shady, targetting girls for photos, collecting horror movies, mahjong, games (ANY game).
--> Relationship between 3 of us.
Malao --Gay Partner-->WuGui
Malao --Father-->Shady
WuGui --Real father --> Shady

Genesis

So the Story Began ~

The idea spawned from the brain of Malao & was immediately took up by ShaDy. Hence the birth of :: Project Misfits :: - a blog that the 3 of us (inclusive of DaWuGui) will share. There is no particular objective. Only thing we know for sure is that, we are gonna post anything we want, anytime we want. Hmm... according to Malao, it's gonna be some kinda 'magazine' of sorts. There will be no disclaimer. Read the entries @ your own peril, for neither of us are gonna be responsible for our words.

How long is this gonna last? No one knows for sure. And it certainly doesn't matter - does it? What matters is... sit back, relax and enjoy this ride. Comments are welcome. But remember, we will delete anything that irks our eye. *grinx* Now happy trying to figure out exactly who posted what.

:: Welcome to our universe ::

Now WuGuI HaS FiNaLLy ArrIvEd!
~ ShaDy was Here ~

30 March 2007
17:52 hrs